Am I seeing this right? Did Madge wet em’? Look, I know she’s older, but she’s not at that age when you lose all bladder control. I’ve seen that happen. It isn’t pretty. The first drop of incontinence and Ri-Ri Harvey’s going into a home. Don’t gasp, she’s well aware. Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna after a workout.
Madonna has revealed that her husband Guy Ritchie was on the trendy Cookie Diet. This sounds ridiculous. You eat cookies. Are Pepperidge Farm Orange Milanos included? They bring you bliss.
“My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn’t want to have sex. He’s not on it at the moment, thank God. He did [lose weight] but he didn’t really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it,” she told a radio station.
I need to see these cookies. Are they like Snackwells? Ugh. I doubt Gwyneth’s had any. It’s all vegan soups and escorting Old Lady Ciccone around for her.
More photos of Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow leaving the gym are after the jump.
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