It’s not everyday a 51-year-old get to mack on a super sexy young model. Well, maybe for Madonna it is. We brought you some pics of Madge enjoying a family boat trip for her birthday with Jesus Luz and family, and now here are more pics from the boat trip as well as some lip on lip action from Jesus and Madonna.
He is just so beautiful. But she has super freaky arms. I guess it kinda works, right? The best is when Madonna decided to jump like a crazy person into the ocean. She looks so ridiculous doing it, but I guess when you’re the Material Girl you don’t care how you jump into the ocean.
There are few things about these photos that perplex me though. 1) Who are all the random people? Like only random men with weird bellies and badly placed tattoos. 2) How is that woman swimming and managing to keep an umbrella on Madonna? Those are some mad skills. 3) I like that Madonna is wearing a shirt that says “Madonna 1.” Way to be totally modest.
I hope that she writes about this birthday for her Kabbalist newspaper. That would be kind of amazing. Or she can try and sell her loves letters to Jesus for insane amounts of money. Why are you looking at me like that, it’s not like she hasn’t attempted to do something like that before.
Mercy James and David Banda are super cute though. Bravo on the adoption Madge. And Rocco, her son with ex-husband Guy Ritchie, is like super huge now. Props to Madonna for being a familyish mom and still touring while trying to maintain a hot young model. I’m getting exhausted just thinking about all of it. Happy Birthday Madonna!
Gallery Info: Madonna and Jesus Luz enjoy some ocean time with her kids and other friends.