Madonna Falls On Her Ass In Real Life As In Her Divorce

December 15th, 2008 // 2 Comments

This was not Madonna’s weekend.  First off, it was reported that Guy Ritchie will be receiving $75 million+ out of her coffers in their divorce settlement. Oh, and their country estate Ashcombe House in Wiltshire, England. And you know that had to sting her in her overmuscled ass a little. Secondly, as she was performing in Rio – bitch went down. Hard. The rainy stage got the better of her. Or it might have been the heart-shaped sunglasses. It must be dark to her with those on! I saw the show, it’s very strobe-lighty!

Ritchie’s payout is supposed to be record-setting over in Jollie Ole’ England. And Madge is reportedly miffed that people were under the impress that he was receiving nothing.

“You can imagine how Madonna feels,’ said a source. “She has been
very generous to him. It isn’t about being acrimonious. It is just so
inaccurate and unfair and people believe he walked away with nothing.
The sums are huge. It is much bigger than the amount paid to Heather
Mills by Sir Paul McCartney. Madonna just wants to make that point.”

However, other sources say that the figure isn’t that high and it’s actually between $37 and $45 million. Still….that’s a lot of fish and chips.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Madonna in the gallery!


This was not Madonna’s weekend.  First off, it was reported that Guy Ritchie will be receiving $75 million+
out of her coffers in their divorce settlement. Oh, and their country
estate Ashcombe House in Wiltshire, England. And you know that had to
sting her in her overmuscled ass a little. Secondly, as she was
performing in Rio – bitch went down. Hard. The rainy stage got the
better of her. Or it might have been the heart-shaped sunglasses. It
must be dark to her with those on! I saw the show, it’s very
strobe-lighty!Ritchie’s payout is supposed to be record-setting
over in Jollie Ole’ England. And Madge is reportedly miffed that people
were under the impress that he was receiving nothing.”You can imagine how Madonna feels,’ said a source. “She has been
very generous to him. It isn’t about being acrimonious. It is just so
inaccurate and unfair and people believe he walked away with nothing.
The sums are huge. It is much bigger than the amount paid to Heather
Mills by Sir Paul McCartney. Madonna just wants to make that point.”However,
other sources say that the figure isn’t that high and it’s actually
between $37 and $45 million. Still….that’s a lot of fish and chips.Check out all 10+ photos of Madonna in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. RutheeB

    Here in Blighty we don’t really give a flying f**k about Madonna, we are used to her controlling and manipulative ways. Poor her, the British public thinking that Guy got nothing, we all know that he did, we are a little bit more savvy than she gives us credit for. Go away Madonna, think about your children for once, rather than your publicity machine. The bubble burst a long time ago.

  2. jason

    I’d like to crawl up her butthole and start a campfire.

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