Madonna Eats Her Enemies and Those of Her Children

July 25th, 2007 // 20 Comments

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Well, I’m assuming she would, if enemies weren’t so high in calories. But she is very much the lioness when it comes to her kiddos. On the set of husband Guy Ritchie’s latest movie, “RocknRolla,” Madge overheard two members of the crew talking smack. When one asked the name of her son, the other answered with, “Lucky B******.” According a source that spoke to The Mirror, Madonna was quite taken aback by this.

“Madonna looked astonished by what was said and words were exchanged between them.

“Madge seemed very protective of her son and didn’t want anyone talking of him in such a manner.

“At the end of the day, she’s just a mum and doesn’t want anyone speaking ill of her family. She looked really hurt and shocked by the comment and let her feelings be made known.”

The snarky crew member was predictably fired from the film, but will most likely be more than able to find gainful employment in my line of work.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. rebecca

    She’s lost her sense of humor. I can understand if the person called him a lucky cocksucker or something but lucky bastard is cute.

  2. Pookie

    Vadge is a prune. So What? He IS a Lucky Bastard! Man, I would’ve cracked up if someone had called one of my kids that. Any child in a stable home is a Lucky SOB. That shit’s funny — Madonna needs to get a sense of humor.

  3. MardiGras

    That hateful bitch is on a power trip. She probably just looks for excuses to fire people because she gets off on it.

  4. dinigi

    In a bad mood as usual and takes it out on the first person available…pathetic loser

  5. Ava

    I think there is more to it than meets the eye. Shes hyper-sensitive because of all the criticism she received surrounding the adoption. That said, Madonna needs to lighten up and what a bitch for having the crew member fired.

  6. Ava

    I think there is more to it than meets the eye. Shes hyper-sensitive because of all the criticism she received surrounding the adoption. That said, Madonna needs to lighten up and what a bitch for having the crew member fired.

  7. Ava

    I think there is more to it than meets the eye. Shes hyper-sensitive because of all the criticism she received surrounding the adoption. That said, Madonna needs to lighten up and what a bitch for having the crew member fired.

  8. Crackbaby

    She is dumb to be so offended. That kid is going to get a lot worse than that for having her as a mom. Kitson or someone should send a “Lucky Bastard” t-shirt. I want to party with the person she fired for saying it, you know it cracked people up which probably pissed her off even more. “Well done, mate. Cheers!”

  9. that'll teach em

    It was probably someone that Madonna did not like anyhow. Good for her. Good riddance!

  10. richard

    You cant say anything like that to skinny bitches. Slut probably ate a carrot all day and was ready to cut some balls off anyway and Guy was busy so she zeroes in on that unlucky bastard. She is scary.

  11. kbcan

    While I sort of applaud Madonna here, she is also very humorless. This was a bad attempt at a joke, but it sounds like Madonna fixated on the word “bastard” as opposed to what the implication was.

    Or when you see her on talk shows (i.e. Letterman), she really think she is a comic, when in fact, she is just crass and crude. And when she is giving a serious interview, she comes off as way too full of herself.

    No wonder Guy and her have had marriage problems. She really must be difficult to live with.

  12. Lysette

    I have been hearing stories like this about Madonna for years. She is an egotistical bitch (surprise) and does not have a sense of humor about herself.

    She once fired a friend/staff member when she was jokingly called a brat during lunch on Sunset Plaza. This scenario with her child is not much different.

  13. helensparkles

    Smack means heroin in the UK…

  14. green cardigan

    Her arm in that photo looks like something you’d see hanging on a fork in a butcher’s shop.

  15. Clementines

    I wish I had a penny for everytime she has used that word or spoke spitefully of anyone else.. I’d be soooooooooo well rich like her, or maybe richer than her.. Har har

  16. Madge, what can you say. Hypocritical to the Nth degree. She can offend anyone at her concerts but someone say ANYTHING she doesn’t like, away with them. The only lesson anyone can learn from this is not to work for the Vadge, I mean Madge.

  17. LoRider

    I especially like the way Madonna dresses the kid up in that little jockey outfit and has him holding a lamp on their front lawn. That just warms my heart.

    Ride Lo

  18. theoriginalbitch

    She should save that reaction for when he’s called the n word on the school yard. Come on, the Madge of old would have made a comment exactly like that, and then some. Damn, she really is getting old.

  19. peachpie

    eh, madge is madge. always has been; always will be.

    hey, is anyone else having probs w/clicking on the ‘after the jump’ links? i get white pages most of the time. is it just me?

  20. katie

    helensparkles said:
    ‘Smack means heroin in the UK…’

    Non-sequitors are fun. Seriously.

    I agree that Madonna probably offends more people than she fires, but the kid really is a lucky bastard. Honestly.

    Remember the video for Like a Prayer?

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