Madonna And A-Rod Sharing Tacos

October 3rd, 2008 // 3 Comments

Escusssse me? Madonna and her supposed extramarital penis dealer Alex Rodriguez were reportedly sighted dining together at Dos Cominos Third Avenue in NYC on Tuesday night.

Madge and Yankees player A-Rod were the subject of many a rumor this summer, when A-Rod’s wife Cynthia Rodriguez left his ass and claimed that he was having batting practice inside of Madonna’s vaginal stadium.

Rod and Cynthia are now divorced, and Madge stayed with husband Guy Ritchie, but what’s this shit? Are Sticky & Sweet tickets not selling well?

The pair were said to have been seated in a private little alcove-type table, and were “very close” according to a witness.

Yeah, she’s totally trying to increase ticket sales. Either that or she’s trying to bait Guy into filing for divorce first. She’s Montgomery Burns inside her soul, with the evil finger tapping gestures and the hissing of “exxxcccellent.” OK, she’s Mr. Burns on the outside, too.

Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez.

 


Escusssse me? Madonna and her supposed extramarital penis dealer Alex Rodriguez were reportedly sighted dining together at Dos Cominos Third Avenue in NYC on Tuesday night.Madge and Yankees player A-Rod were the subject of many a rumor this summer, when A-Rod’s wife Cynthia Rodriguez left his ass and claimed that he was having batting practice inside of Madonna’s vaginal stadium.Rod and Cynthia are now divorced, and Madge stayed with husband Guy Ritchie, but what’s this shit? Are Sticky & Sweet tickets not selling well?The pair were said to have been seated in a private little alcove-type table, and were “very close” according to a witness.Yeah, she’s totally trying to increase ticket sales. Either that or she’s trying to bait Guy into filing for divorce first. She’s Montgomery Burns inside her soul, with the evil finger tapping gestures and the hissing of “exxxcccellent.” OK, she’s Mr. Burns on the outside, too.Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez.

By J. Harvey
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  1. devil

    Yeah, I’d heard that Madonna’s current tour was a failure, so the emergence of this story doesn’t surprise me.

    Why Madonna would pull this sort of thing and embarrass her kids is sad, though. They can’t be THAT sheltered – they’re gonna hear about this.

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    well, it’s not like he’s got anything else to do this October.

    BWAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!

  3. SHE HAS BALLS

    I mean that in a good way. She’s very successful.

    She does need to cut back on the vitamin B shots. If she’s that lean on the outside, the heart has to be taking a beating. A heart attack is looming.

    Then again, this may be a body double. It’s hard to tell who’s real and who’s the imitation at times.

    Being that lean cannot be healthy. The brain is made up of mostly fat. If not a heart attack, then a stroke is looming.

    Lay off the B shots, Madge.

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