Lourdes Shakur?

This is a good one. A new book is claiming Madonna dated Tupac Shakur and wanted his baby inside her. If you’ll recall, Madonna went through that crazy search for a sperm donor in the late 90’s and also hit up Dennis Rodman before settling on her personal trainer, Carlos Leon. I can’t even picture a Madonna/Tupac collaborative baby. Violent, and with a faux British accent by way of Michigan? Don’t bitch at me for saying Tupac was violent, he was always beating the shit out of someone and there was always guns going off whenever he was out and about.

According to Lucy O’Brien’s new book, “Madonna: Like an Icon,” out Tuesday, it almost happened.

O’Brien says Madonna, in her mid-30s, “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.” The singer’s friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death.

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,'” – so she got dumped!

“Homegirls” should have taken a different tack and said “whatevs, she has more money than Jesus, get that cash, Pac!” This reminds me of the “Sex” book when she was photographing herself humping with dogs, sheep, rappers, models, old guys, young guys, punk dykes, chairs, cars, circus performers, couches, soft serve ice cream machines, and what have you. Damn, she’s gotten kinda boring.

Photos: Flynet Online

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