Dude, Grandma is ripped! And kind of aggressive. And she’s pissed off because a British film crew filmed the bathroom in her room at the Carlton Intercontinental hotel where she roomed during the Cannes Film Festival. WTF? OK, I know she’s a diva and that she’s got it in her contract that gets a new toilet seat everywhere she stays, but that filming business is kind of creepy.
As a protest for the privacy invasion, Madge is refusing to pay her $92,800 bill for her stay, which is probably less than she makes in the time it takes for her to take a piss.
But it is interesting that with as much mileage as the rest of Madonna’s body parts have seen, she’s grown particular in her older years with where she puts her ass. Her vagine used to be as sacred as a New York City bus stop.
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