Madonna’s Virgin Days Are Over

March 27th, 2008 // 4 Comments

The exercise-obsessed pop superstar gave an interview to New York’s Z100-FM and said that there are certain songs of hers that have pretty much been banned from her set list. She said to her interviewer, “I’m not sure I can sing ‘Holiday’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ ever again.” However, she did name one occasion that might convince her to think differently.

According to Madge, “I just can’t–unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. [Like if] some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he’s going to have to a 17-year-old, you know it.”

Or if a convention of vaginal reconstruction patients were in town. Well, she didn’t say it, but I’m really hoping she would consider it an option.

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Alice

    I wonder why she’s wearing knee pads …

  2. jbonz

    So even Madonna finally recognizes that she’s so morally corrupted and spiritually befouled that singing her taunt to modesty “Like a Virgin” would be a travesty.
    -that is, unless some sociopathic Russian Mafia oil baron greases her bony palm with blood money stolen from the Russian people.
    Is this what she’s learned from her assiduous studies in Kabbalah?

  3. madonna is irrelevant

    why won’t she sing them, because she stole them or is so old she can’t remember them?

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