The pop star has recently been seen wandering around, looking like a Christmas elf after a fist-fight, in her winter hat and sunglasses. She’s sporting what look like a set of black eyes, sparking rumors that she’s undergone another facelift. A surgeon who spoke with the Daily Star, speculated that Madge had gone under the knife possibly for either her eyes or her nose, based on the bruising. It’s totally possible in my opinion, and I have to commend her for her attempt to distract from the obvious with ridiculous accessories. I’m surprised she didn’t bust out the old cone-bra for added effect.