Madonna Buries Lady Gaga Hatchett With Back-Handed Compliment

Madonna on Lady Gaga: “I do love her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.” [Celebitchy]

– A paranoid Nick Gruber claims that Calvin Klein has spies watching him. [Towleroad]

– Bravo! Parker Posey gives a master class in how to accept an Emmy. [The Frisky]

Jesus (maybe) had a wife: Says ancient papyrus fragment. [OMG Blog]

– Ugh. Ke$ha releases the cover art for her new album Warrior. [Just Jared]

Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex. [Celebslam]

– Celebrity Gangnam style. [CityRag]

Tom Cruise’s cougar date in London. [Lainey Gossip]

– Party time! Disney is finally going to serve booze at Magic Kingdom in Orlando. [Jezebel]

James Gandolfini is returning to HBO. [Vulture]

– Woot! The new Hobbit trailer is here. [Anglophenia]

Katy Perry wants to do the Eat, Pray, Love thing, too. Oh, and she almost married John Mayer last week. [Evil Beet Gossip]

Monica Lewinsky is writing a $12 million tell-all which will include love letters from President Clinton. [ICYDK]

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