Macaulay Culkin Novelist

Yes that’s right, heterosexual former child actor, Macaulay Culkin has written his first novel. It’s entitled Junior, and will be released next year. Will we find out how much he hates doing the “Home Alone face?” I’m looking forward to the rant.

“In a dizzying kaleidoscope of words and images … Culkin takes readers on a twisted tour of the darkest corners of his fertile imagination,” according to the catalogue. “Part memoir, part rant, part comedic tour de force, ‘Junior’ is full of the hard-won wisdom of Culkin’s quest to come to terms with the awesome pressures of childhood mega-stardom and family dysfunction.”

So will we get any “sharing the bed with Michael Jackson” stories? One can only hope.

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