Lunch With the Pope

August 19th, 2003 // Leave a Comment

What a taxing event it is to get some time with the pope. The wine was flowing, he may have been sleeping through most of the meal, I’m not really sure. He could have been fake sleeping while I was going on my tirade regarding how gays should be allowed to become priests and marry. All I know is that he ended up blessing my bottle of Bolly, so I was a happy camper.

I’ve been out clubbing with Jai Rodriguez(Queer Eye). We ran into Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at Pacha (Paul Oakenfold was on the turntables). I couldn’t believe it when I ran into Diana Ross in the loo. Only one thing to say about that – Betty Ford!

Tara Reid and Jocelyn Widelstein were both trying to get into Heath Leger’s pants. He was preoccupied with some exotic elderly Asian woman.

I can’t believe Paris Hilton is recording a CD. Why? Music wise it’s a cross between Beyonce and Jessica Simpson. It sounds just like what the music industry needs to bring it back to life. Hopefully she’ll be doing some extensive promoting for the CD in Iran.

Well, I’m off to do some mountain climbing. Yes I do participate in extreme sports. (Last week I walked down 5th Avenue wearing Keds.)

Ta

By Miu von Furstenberg
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