Lunch Is Served: An Open Letter To Paris Hilton and More

Gucci Get’s HardDear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton’s Cell Phone
A letter as only the Banterist could write. [Banterist]
Project Runway’s Austin Scarlett Stars In: Caress of the Vampire 2: Teenage Ghoul Girls A Go-Go
Such a classic. [Uffish Thoughts]
Gucci Get’s Hard
Amazingly they can still get it up since Tom’s gone. [Towleroad]
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Split – Again
Sculptors in London’s Madame Tussaud’s museum were forced to break up a waxwork figure of Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston embracing each other following their separation last month. – Squish. [Reuters]
A Tribute To Elliot Gould
Monica and Ross’ dad has quite the resume. [Verbose Coma]
Kirsten Dunst Gives Homeless Man One Dollar
And he’s not to happy about it. [Superficial]