Love Just Seems to Elude Flavor Flav
Flav’s just a big romantic at heart. Seriously, guys. The man is trying to find himself a long-lasting love to last a lifetime and somehow, every time he gets involved in a reality television competition whose goal it is to do just that, he ends up empty-handed by the time the show’s finale even airs. Flav’s just looking for someone he can share his hopes, dreams and clock collection and with whom he can grow old. I’m totally sure that’s what he’s hoping for every season, and not simply a boatload of new asses to tap. And once again, Flav will find himself staring down a room full of contestants, each eager to win his heart/clock and who are willing to screw a black leprechaun to get it. I’m tearing up, it just all sounds so romantic.
For those lucky gals willing to risk contracting a new and exotic STD, there’s an online voting competition going on, in which prospective contestants can upload videos of themselves in the hopes of getting cast on the show. If you’re bendy, handy with the Vaseline and comfortable in all kinds of spandex, I suggest you hustle and get your video online pronto.