Looks Like It’s Still Pure Bliss

November 21st, 2005 // 9 Comments

The look utterly miserable. We’ll all be much happier once the charade is finally over.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. HOT STUFF

    WTF!!when did jessica’s lips take over her whole face. she used to be so pretty!!

  2. KittyLiterati

    Remember how Pinocchio’s nose grew every time he lied?
    Jessica’s lips grow each time she stages a fake publicity shot to show how “happy” she and What’s-his-face are.

  3. KittyLiterati

    And also: Jessica’s hair also looks like it’s seen better days. Perhaps she mussed it while dumspter-diving for that terrible brushed suede blazer What’s-his-face is wearing.

  4. Alikat

    Who knows whether they are faking it or not but seriously, who would be happy with cameras in their face all the time? It has to get old..

  5. Cheesy

    Stand back, ladies and gents–with the pressure in those lips and the boobs, she’s going to blow, and it’s gonna be ugly!

  6. chrisase

    Holy cow, it looks like she’s been practicing french kissing with a vacuum cleaner. Any more lip and she’ll be Melanie Griffith. Agree, enough already with the “big split”. Whatevah.

  7. tomcruiseisgay

    They both look like hell. This picture (almost) makes me feel sorry for them. What in the holy fuck has she done to her lips? Even Melanie Griffith waited until she was in her late 30′s to start that crap up.

  8. Bay Girl

    Why does everyone think they are divorcing? Rumour mill in overdrive or is it sustained?

  9. cherree

    She looks like Donatella Versace in that first pic.
    And boy am I glad this “are they or aren’t they done” thing is over.

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