Let this be a lesson to all of you who wish to go under the knife and get things plumped up. Bad Joan Van Ark.
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Let this be a lesson to all of you who wish to go under the knife and get things plumped up. Bad Joan Van Ark.Check out the 10+ photos of Joan Van Ark in the gallery!
She looks beautiful. . I saw her profile on millionaire dating site “””””C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”””” last week. “She is very picky about guys on that site”, according to the officials of that site.
Why is she using RED pencil liner on her eyebrows and around her eyes..?? Egads! It looks like she had a face transplant and it didn’t take or is completely alive. I keep expecting her nose to burst free and fly off from those tightly stretched cheeks. Yeeech
Madonna: Take note.
It makes me think of the phrase, friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Hasn’t someone said she should sue her plastic surgeon. Her proportions are all wrong. Honesty, I would have thought possibly a shot from a really bad angle might have resulted in one terrible photo. There are so many pictures from so many angles and from two different occasions, so that can’t be the case. My hear goes out to this woman. She is approaching the mess that a certain woman in Europe has made of her face attempting to have “feline” pictures. Road kill might be more like it. My hear goes out to this poor woman. She also needs to be very, very careful about the necklines she wears. I wouldn’t want to be the one who dressed her in the first outfit. People would have said, “are you out of your mind that you sent out in that!” It sometimes is a matter of ethics to tell someone no!
Also a great reminder / warning to wear SPF 50. A LOT of that (note the neckline) is sun damage. Sun is the absolute worst enemy of healthy, younger looking skin.
She looks better than Madonna.
all these comments makes crack up i’m laughing hysterically please stop it, every post i read you guys make me laugh so hard.
JeezuzHChristonastick, Joan! You gotta stop it, hon. Seriously. Can you hear me? Are you still in there?
Frankly, Joan looks more natural than the “clean” Madonna.