Looking Like ‘The Situation’ Will Most Likely Give You Cancer
In news that keeps validating what we already know but refuse to confront – tanning is bad for you. More specifically, some scientists are saying that tanning is considered an addiction, much like that of alcohol and drugs. Isn’t anything bad you can’t stop doing, considered an addiction? I’d say so. Which is why we all like the Jersey Shore. They’re copious abuse of anything bad for you allows us to live vicariously through them, so we ourselves don’t have to get cancer. Just look at the photos – if you skin each cast mate, you’ll like get some fantastic leather bags.
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