Eva Longoria Wants Us to Feel Bad for Her

The Desperate Housewives star recently stepped out at the Arclight in Hollywood to premiere her film Over Her Dead Body. Eva Longoria is talking some mess about how she used to be considered an “ugly duckling” by her family, and growing up, she “developed a skill not to depend on anything superficial because I didn’t have anything superficial to depend on.”

Basically, because Eva was the only one of her sisters who didn’t have blonde hair and hazel eyes, she was labeled as the “ugly” one. Wow. Those self-hating Latinas should hang out with Jessica Alba. Sounds like they’d have lots to talk about. But more than anything, I’m just confused…where’s the personality Eva had to develop?

Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-star and off-screen buddy Felicity Huffman was also at the premiere as well as Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton. That actually leads me to believe that they really are friends, because only someone who really cares about you is going to attend your lame movie premiere just to add some star power to it, even when they know it’s going to be HORRIBLE. Did you see the previews? Ugh. Being haunted by Eva Longoria looks like the worst.

Oh wow and the hot El Pollo Loco guy was there too. Nice.

Photos: Getty Images

30 more photos for the “Over Her Dead Body” premiere featuring Eva Longoria, Lake Bell, Jason Biggs, Lindsay Sloane, Nicollette Sheridan, Michael Bolton, Matt Cedeno, Corbin Bleu, Felicity Huffman, Mario Lopez, Zachery Levi, Sarah Lancaster, Leah Remini, and Bonnie Sommerville are after the jump.

The Desperate Housewives star recently stepped out at the Arclight in Hollywood to premiere her film Over Her Dead Body. Eva Longoria is talking some mess
about how she used to be considered an “ugly duckling” by her family,
and growing up, she “developed a skill not to depend on anything
superficial because I didn’t have anything superficial to depend on.”

Basically, because Eva was the only one of her sisters who didn’t
have blonde hair and hazel eyes, she was labeled as the “ugly” one.
Wow. Those self-hating Latinas should hang out with Jessica Alba.
Sounds like they’d have lots to talk about. But more than anything, I’m
just confused…where’s the personality Eva had to develop?

Eva’s Desperate Housewives co-star and off-screen buddy Felicity Huffman was also at the premiere as well as Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton.
That actually leads me to believe that they really are friends, because
only someone who really cares about you is going to attend your lame
movie premiere just to add some star power to it, even when they know
it’s going to be HORRIBLE. Did you see the previews? Ugh. Being haunted
by Eva Longoria looks like the worst.

Oh wow and the hot El Pollo Loco guy was there too. Nice

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Photos: Getty Images