Eva’s Lookin’ Draggish

You know the “Desperate Housewives” narrator chick on the left is like “I should not be in a photo with these two trannies”. Is Eva Longoria naturally that swarthy or has she got something caked on? Here’s Eva and friends at the umpteenth benefit this week. Can’t these people work out of a soup kitchen and put some real time in? The pictures wouldn’t be as glamorous, though. Eva has said that she’s holding off on having kids for now. Thank you.

“Not for me, and not for Gabrielle,” says Longoria, referring to her character on ABC’s “Desperate Housewives.”

Longoria flashed her wedding ring and smiled, but gave few details about her life with new husband, basketball star Tony Parker, as she walked the red carpet Wednesday at Vogue magazine’s Fashion Mexico event.

I can release that breath I was holding now in sweaty anticipation. Ever since this chick had to hold every inch of her wedding in the press, I’ve been over her. Because you know she was trying like hell not to have to payfor it. It wouldn’t have been a surprise if her wedding dress had “Valvoline”, “Target” and “True Value” emblazoned across it.


Many more photos (Eva Longoria, Ken Paves, Brenda Strong, Nicolette Sheridan, Jessica Alba, Eva La Rue, Constance Marie) from the 7th Annual ‘El Sueno De Esperanza’ Benefit Gala held at The Lot are after the jump.