Lohan’s Lawyer Took Her To Rehab, Shirley MacLaine Not A Fan

May 29th, 2007 // 8 Comments

(Mavrix)

Word on the street is that Lindsay’s lawyer drove her ass to Promises Malibu yesterday in the aftermath of her DUI bust on Saturday night and her looking incredibly hot and not at all high or drunk outside of Teddy’s in L.A. on Sunday night. The lawyer might have cause to make sure she gets her shit together because she was supposedly set to start filming a new flick with Shirley MacLaine soon, and she probably won’t get insured if she’s a mess. Also, I think Shirley would probably backhand her ass into a previous life.

TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday. Sources tell TMZ this is “a serious medical treatment program,” not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past. We’re told Lohan will be a resident at the facility, possibly for 30 days, but her outpatient treatment will last much longer.

It looks like that movie with Shirley might be off for Lohan completely. Keep reading.

According to MacLaine’s rep, there’s actually “no deal” in place for Lohan to act in “Poor Things,” produced by and starring MacLaine. The rep added that casting isn’t set, and shooting wasn’t scheduled to start for a couple weeks.

That’s not what we were hearing just this weekend, when several very reliable sources (and the trades) were saying that Lohan was set to begin shooting on Thursday for three weeks, and Still Rolling Productions — the company producing “Poor Things” — said that Lohan’s DUI arrest wouldn’t affect shooting.

Shirley’s not having it. She’s far too busy with crystals and reincarnation and being a crusty Hollywood battleaxe hot broad to deal with this chick.

By J. Harvey
  1. S_M_G

    You know when I think of rehab I’m thinking somewhere in the middle of America surrounded by nothing but calming trees and rivers and stuff NOT Malibu. And what the heck is with these “outpatient programs?”. If I were to go to rehab I hope people around me will take me to a place where they will strip me down and search for drugs before I start detoxing.

    I’m sorry but I only see failure. Isn’t this promises place where the oily Brandon checked himself into? Yeah, look how he is in great shape now! Ugh…

  2. Whatever happened to the kind of rehab J.R. Ewing used to take Sue Ellen to, where they lock your crazy ass up until you resort to selling your pearls to a creepy orderly for a mouthwash bottle full of bathtub gin? At this rate, she’s never going to get to see Southfork again.

  3. silvarga

    “Still Rolling”?

    Is that really the name of the production company, or is that what they were planning on asking Lindsay every morning when she showed up at the studio?

  4. jinxy mcdeath

    [B]Still Rolling”?

    Is that really the name of the production company, or is that what they were planning on asking Lindsay every morning when she showed up at the studio?[/B]

    That make me laugh so hard I desturbed 20 people!

    As for the outpatient comment, when you indulge in rehab you are essentially an outpatient for the rest of your life. Whether it’s 12 stepping, religious, or something else. All a facility or counselor can do is give an addict tools, they still need support systems and to get away from triggers, and bad inflences. Such as going to bars every night, it’s not the best environment to be in if you’re a stone cold barfing drunk.

    This is probably the best thing to happen to her, she just might escape being a cheeeezy E hollywood story, ruduced to a cautionary footnote in film history. She should buy a new family while she can still afford it, cause the one she has isn’t much use to her.

  5. Muffintop

    This Kid is a total looser!!! Hope someone is putting some money away for her now, because, if she even lives, she’s going to need it to set up a little apartment in Kansas City so she can work in the CVS.

    She had some talent as a child actor, but I’m not seeing where she has any other talent now except hitting the BLOW!!!

    Shirley McClaine can find tallent in several young actresses that are clean and sober why should she need Lohan… She’s already a has-been

  6. Muffintop

    This Kid is a total looser!!! Hope someone is putting some money away for her now, because, if she even lives, she’s going to need it to set up a little apartment in Kansas City so she can work in the CVS.

    She had some talent as a child actor, but I’m not seeing where she has any other talent now except hitting the BLOW!!!

    Shirley McClaine can find tallent in several young actresses that are clean and sober why should she need Lohan… She’s already a has-been.

  7. Angie

    Where the hell is Lindsay’s mother? Is she just overlooking her daughter self-destructing behavior b/c she don’t want to lose the luxury/money? WTF?

  8. rdiggity1

    So what’s the status on the million dollar 21st b-day party in Vegas?

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