Lohan’s Definition of “Sober” Means “Drinking Vodka Out of Water Bottles”
Page Six reported on Lohan’s recent surgery but also mentioned how her ass is still drunk but on the downlow about it.
sources say 20-odd friends were shuffling in and out of Lohan’s apartment in L.A. on Wednesday night when she called in sick with the flu to the set of “I Know Who Killed Me” – which will halt production until she’s recovered. Her visitors “were not there to bring her chicken soup,” a source said. Another spy said she was continuing the “constant party she started on New Year’s.” While celebrating in Miami, Lohan wouldn’t allow bottles of liquor near her where they could be photographed – but Page Six received eyewitness accounts of Lohan drinking vodka out of water bottles. This isn’t the first time she’s stopped production on a movie set due to hospitalization – she was “dehydrated” during “Georgia Rule” and “exhausted” during “Just My Luck.”
Sobriety is hard, and chances are you backpedal. Backpedal right into an Evian bottle filled with Belvedere.