Lohan’s 21st Birthday Party Might Suck Without Sponsors Paying For It

Linds is in rehab, and the sponsors for her much-talked about Vegas 21st birthday bash are jumping ship. Who wants to sponsor the birthday party of a self-destructive mess? We support impending death – drink up! Svedka Vodka already exited, and others are following suit.

Now other prospective partners, including Caesars Palace, the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island (in Las Vegas) and Pure nightclub, are wondering whether it makes sense for the star to head to Sin City straight out of rehab.

It is believed Lohan faces a 30-day rehab program, which would discharge her less than a week before she is due for the two-day bash in Vegas.

Pure Management, which is handling the birthday events, would not comment on whether plans are going ahead. “We think the world of Lindsay and wish her the best,” a spokeswoman said.

Supposedly, Vegas is strict for the well-known. Ashlee Simpson had to wait until 12:01 AM to hit Pure for her 21st birthday. Either that or she was waiting for her sister to once again dye her hair the color of her skin. Which is creepy. I could write some more about Lindsay, but we’re quickly running of synonyms for “mess”. There are only so many times you can write about a girl whose friends pull up at a gas station with her passed-out in the car to make sure the paps get awesome photos of her. Thanks, Samantha Ronson!