Lohan Turns Down Movie to Concentrate on Getting Sober *snicker*
Lindsay Lohan has turned down a role in a film called “A Woman of No Importance” so that she can concentrate on keeping the rails out of her nose . The film is to star Annette Benning, who is a marvelous actress who could teach her ass a thing or two. Lohan’s spokesvictim, the incomparable Leslie Sloane Zelnik, is saying that Lohan is turning down the role to “concentrate on herself”. Uh, isn’t that kind of her modus operandi anyway? Isn’t that what pretty much started this whole mess? She wasn’t exactly passing out hot chocolate to homeless people or campaigning for stem cell research.
Lohan, says Sloane, will be taking a few more months of downtime before she embarks on the press tour for the upcoming “Georgia Rule.”
Lohan isn’t exactly putting the kibosh on working altogether. “A Woman of No Importance” was to start shooting after Lohan completed shooting “The Best Time of Our Lives” with Keira Knightley in London this spring. So she was probably sitting around during the few group therapies that she actually attended at Wonderland thinking ‘God, you mean I have to keep working after the London film? I really wanted to just lay around Malibu and look up some men and get laid and maybe do some lines and really get to know me.’ And then the therapist was like “Lindsay, your sister just said that your drug abuse makes her feel like you don’t love her” and Lindsay’s like “Huh? Oh yeah, uh, sorry about that. I really want to take the time to make up for all the mistakes I made. I’m really sorry, Julie.” And her sister’s like “My name is Ali.” And Lindsay’s like “Whatever.”