Lohan Set Herself Up To Fail

This “Elle” magazine interview with Lindsay Lohan is a doozy! Lohan allegedly told the magazine that she would NEVER drink and drive. Or switch pants with someone who has the cocainya fields of Bogata, Columbia in their pocket. Or try to murder her assistant by carjacking three dildoes to give chase. WHILE DRUNK. Never. She’s more likely to become a nun or work with retarded adults or journey to Oz than drink and drive!

In late May, LiLo told Elle magazine (via the New York Daily News) that she’d never — never — get into a car after drinking. “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.” Of course she is.

The next night, May 26, Lindsay was popped for DUI when she crashed her car, and less than two months later … well, we all know what happened. Elle’s September issue — with Lindz on the cover — comes out next week.

She’s incredibly responsible. When I saw that pic of her in the bikini with the alcohol bracelet on her ankle flashing the peace sign and looking snotty, that’s when I thought “she should really run for office. She could steer the country to great things”.

One shot from Lindsay’s Elle photo shoot after the jump.