Lohan Learned How To Steal Boyfriends In Rehab

March 27th, 2007 // 3 Comments

This is not “Beautiful.” James Blunt is no longer seeing his supermodel/tsunami victim girlfriend Petra Nemacova. Now, that headline is snark so I’m sure she had nothing to do with it – but sources say he’s with Lohan now.

“They split in February. It’s very amicable,” a source close to Blunt tells PEOPLE.”They remain good friends.”

in recent weeks, Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night – March 21 – at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy’s, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.

According to a clubgoer at Teddy’s, “Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

Coincidentally, Lohan IS running around saying she’s dating a “mystery man.” A “mystery man” who’s suddenly developed some bad taste. Oh screw it, she planned this! From rehab! She’s diabolical! Actually they both have something in common – both James and Lindsay have run over paparazzi with their automobiles fairly recently. All I know is that Petra did not lose her boyfriend and hang from a tree with a broken pelvis for hours during that tsunami to have Lohan hijack her man. It’s on! Get her, Petra! Show her what suffering is!


By J. Harvey

  1. Bill Cosby

    Suffering is listening to “You’re Beautiful” for any amount of time. That song makes me want to cut off my genitalia and hide it in a Jell-O Pudding Pop box.

  2. Julia

    The question is why would a nice guy leave his nice girlfriend for a flaming redhead?

    What’s HIS problem?

  3. hmweis1

    Maybe Petra finally realized she was too good for his ass and dumped him. I doubt Lohan has that much power…..I mean, look at her.

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