Lohan Basically Giving Us All A Free Pass

April 30th, 2007 // 3 Comments


Lindsay Lohan confessed recently that she likes the paparazzi. I have to give her credit, at least she’s ‘fessed up to what we’ve all known for the last couple of years. She’s a big coked-up attention whore. Ok, she didn’t mention the “coked-up” part, but you know how it is.

The truth is out: Lindsay Lohan just loves getting snapped — by the paparazzi. “I obviously like it,” says Lohan to Nylon magazine (via Page Six) of the photographic attention she attracts. “I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture … I’d be worried. I’d be like, ‘Do people not care for me?’” She says that the only time she’s felt bad about prying lensmen has been “in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings,” because she thinks it’s “disrespectful.” Meanwhile, she fesses up to a real addiction — a shopping problem — and it’s bad enough that she has to tell her therapist about it.

She might have a shopping addiction, but it’s not for buying nice things. Have you seen her outfits? She looks like she came from the roller rink in 1979. By way of a hayloft she just got plowed in. I don’t know what what means, but her clothes suck.

By J. Harvey

  1. One small step for the lohan-ation

  2. DarthPaul

    AMEN! That slag’s wardrobe is pathetic. I don’t care how much it costs, if you’re wearing crap that looks like drapes and shower curtains with fringe and on the verge of ODing on leggings you need to be lobotomized.

  3. Shasta

    Dear Lindsay,

    Everyone, including my two dogs, already knew you were a whore. I mean, an attention whore.


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