Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To Being A Blonde

March 31st, 2008 // 7 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her best friend Samantha Ronson out and about. If Samantha Ronson is driving a Porsche, can she buy better clothes? I know I’m supposed to be writing about Lohan’s hair and her looking puffy, but for real. Why does Sammy always look like she came from the Goodwill? Thrift stores are fine, but just mix it up once in awhile. She put all the money into the car.

Anyway, Lohan’s blonde again and looking as cheap as usual. She can wear all the porkpie hats she wants, it’s still looking very checkout girl at Johnny’s Foodmaster.

It’s sweet that straight girls and gay girls can be best friends. We need more of that. Don’t get me wrong, though. I think Lohan’s a total labia tease. Samantha can do better. I’m sure there’s some hipster babydyke smoking a cigarette outside the Salvation Army shop that would be down for it.


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By J. Harvey

  1. Jo

    Can I just say I love the Boston references, J. Harvey! I’m a Bostonian in exile and I just love being caught off guard by a Foodmaster reference while spending way too many of my productive work hours on blogs.

  2. Hah-pro

    She’s stealing a salami?

  3. Kayla

    Even Manson himself would think twice about Linds playing one of his girls! Linds cannot act!!! And this with Sam, has her dad commented on Linds being bisexual yet? She is so pathetic! And that hair!!! MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!

  4. Loob

    Foolish child. Beautiful naturally red hair and she keeps turning it all crispy blonde. Blech.

  5. lateebella

    Why do all these Hollywood bitches keep getting photographed lookin like Boy George? Is Ashton Kutcher behind this?

  6. crix

    blondes are gonna paint my gonna be very hot,ohhhh ey

  7. shirley f da silva

    eu lésbica é gostos muitos só.

    eu gostos lésbica.
    eu verdade solteria

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