Lindsay Lohan Accidentally Toasted to the New Year

January 3rd, 2008 // 4 Comments

Now, I’m not usually one to sympathize with these young celebrities I enjoy criticizing on a daily basis, but I was sad to see Lindsay Lohan hitting the champagne bottle in a video of her celebrating on New Year’s Eve. Reportedly, it was handed to her and she took a hearty swig. Even though she’s been shopping and kissing random boys like it’s going out of style, I do believe that she’s earnestly working on kicking her addictions–at least to the things that she ingests–and am genuinely hoping that the girl doesn’t end up killing herself. I’m pretty busy as it is, fretting over Amy Winehouse and whatnot. But, according to her lawyer, “Lindsay immediately stopped herself, called her sponsor and got back on track,” so I guess that’s good. But seriously, she needs to stop hanging out with people who have no problem handing her bottles of champagne. I have a feeling she’s already having trouble saying no to putting things her mouth that she shouldn’t as it is. Italy, I’m looking right at you.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. As addictions go, putting Italian “things” in one’s mouth isn’t much to worry about. In fact, that’s an addiction I would like to acquire – the sooner the better!

  2. PinkWeenie

    “I do believe that she’s earnestly working on kicking her addictions”

    Lisa, call me! I’ve got some beachfront property in Arizona… yours for a steal!

    I hope this trashbag (Lindsay, not Lisa) does end up killing herself. Or someone else kills her. Something. Just fucking die already.

  3. ANOTHER SPEARS

    I agree with Pink Weenie I wish someone would put her weirdo ass out of her misery. One has to wonder if she knows just how rotten and despised she has become.

  4. Joan durtz

    She looks like she wants to inhale the whole damn bottle. She is acting like it is the last drop of champers on earth! Fiend.

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