Lindsay Lohan Musically Communing With Britney’s Faux Babydaddy

December 12th, 2007 // 2 Comments

You don’t read headlines like THAT in the NYT! Look at that picture. Remember how darling she looked in “Mean Girls’ with the wavy red hair and the sparkling eyes and before the voice went from honey/whiskey to rotgut/bottom of the barrel/too many tokes on the glass pipe whiskey? She was a find. She was luminous. She looked a little different from the rest of these bims, and we liked it. Then her ego expanded and she started doing every drug known to man and every man known to drugs. It all dried up. Now she’s just a Wal*Mart looking frizzle fried blonde chick in leggings wih crispy bangs and bad taste in accessories. You broke our hearts, Lohan! The news story here is that Linds is teaming up with the cretin who claimed he impregnated Britney Spears via hilarious text message to the tabs, record producer J.R. Rotem. You might recognize him. He looks like Scott Storch if he was less gay but just as dumb. And I’m horrifed to learn that he produced Rihanna’s “S.O.S.” which is a HOT song! Damn! I hate when donkey-looking people make magic! The two were seen smoking some coffin nails outside the studio where J.R. is producing tracks on Lohan’s upcoming concept album, “Magic In A Toilet Stall (or How I Stole Every Husband Or Boyfriend I Could In Rehab In Just One Month)”.

Photos: WENN/Bauer-Griffin Online

7 more photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving the recording studio are after the jump.

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Photos: WENN/Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey

  1. stolidog


  2. Kayla

    Washed up, old looking, lying, coke head whore!!
    YUK!!!! She is pathetic! And making a record?! Who would buy that s—!!! And they talk about Britney?! Linds is a ugly load!!!!

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