Lock Up Your Kids, Paris Is Free

June 26th, 2007 // 34 Comments

Someone needs to start a neighborhood watch program with this menace out on the streets. Paris was released from jail around midnight last night. I know we were all praying Shanna Moakler would pull a drive-by as Paris appeared but no such luck. Way to achieve, Shanna.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay, and that on her way out of jail, she stopped to change clothes in a public restroom that “smells rancid.”

Sources also tell TMZ that Lynwood jail is happy to see Paris go, and they hope that things can now get back to normal.

She’d turn any room rancid! You’re going to be hearing even more now that Paris is a convicted criminal. You’re going to hear about all her thoughts, feelings and dreams. And about her cell. And the jumpsuit she had to wear. And she’s going to be all about the rights of prisoners in the next few days. Until, a really good “My Super Sweet 16″ comes on.


More photos of Paris Hilton as she’s released from jail are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. Alright…yea she will go right back to being a vapid spoiled waste, but she did do her time.

    she looks 100% cleaner coming OUT of jail than she did going in…how sad is that!

  2. J

    I think she looks great. I’m going to cross my fingers that this experience has changed her. Next time she finds herself tempted to drive while drinking, I hope she hires a driver that she can obviously afford. Our experiences are what makes us who we are, she may surprise most people and begin making a difference for the better.

  3. kittycatastrophe

    I don’t know about her losing 10 lbs. She looks like she finally gained some weight when you look at her legs in those jeans. She looks better without the make-up but she still doesn’t rate the media horde standing at the gates like she’s some sort of Nelson Mandela for the DUI set.

  4. Mr. T

    Wonk eye will be so humble from now on (she’ll milk it for all it’s worth). Glad I don’t live in Kaliforneia. Lotus land gets wierder all the time.

  5. mm

    I think Paris looked fantastic. She looks great with less makeup and no spray tan, better in fact. She seems very happy and grateful to be out of jail, I wish her the best.

  6. Audrey

    I was quite surprised to find out she’s actually kind of beautiful behind that ton of spray tan, makeup and contact lenses. It also dumbfounds me at the level of attention she’s getting, Marilyn Monroe, who was gorgeous and a great actress did not receive this much press. She needs to drop the dumb poor rich girl act and start giving back some of that money she has, we’ll see if she owns up to her promises.

  7. Persistent Cat

    To be fair, how many bathrooms have you left in disgust and decided to just “hold it?” I can imagine how disgusting a prison’s washroom is. And to change clothes!!!! Eek, it’s really hard to put jeans on and have them not touch the floor.

    Ok, that’s as supportive as I’m going to be.

  8. Lisa

    No way did she lose 10 pounds!

  9. When I lose 10 pounds my jeans hang pretty loose, yet hers still appear sprayed on. Did she bring her skinny jeans to wear home? Have a personal shopper deliver new ones in a smaller size for the exit shots? Take up tailoring? This is the only question I need answered about Paris’ incarceration.

    She looks much better coming out than going in. Clean living, I guess. This should make Nicole feel better when it’s her turn.

  10. Cat

    Notice the DUMB act again?? Nothing have changed, still the same Paris Hilton with silly act. Looks like she did put on weight. Not all bones like her sisiter says, or anyone else. Did this for 21 days, yeah right. Also includeing house arrest. What happen to the 45 days? Others with similar charges have the same treatment? Doubt it.

    Meow, (bitch!)

  11. i cannot wait to see nancy grace rip this bit to shreds on larry king live!


  12. i cannot wait to see nancy grace rip this bit to shreds on larry king live!


  13. kelly

    I hate to say it but yeah, she does look really good without all the makeup and fake tan and fakey fakeness. Though I’ll never believe that she lost 10 pounds. And what’s with the Virgin-Mary-folded-hands-gazing-toward-the-sky thing? Nobody’s buying that shit.

  14. shell

    WTF are “law enforcement sources” doing making comments on how much weight this moron lost in jail, never mind letting everyone know that the prison bathrooms are disgusting? And I’m sorry, but I really have to laugh at people who think that this experience will change Paris in any way. Do you people work in law enforcement at Lynwood, by any chance? Cause you’re not too bright.

  15. hanibal

    She spent all of her time in a nice hospital room, folks! That is QUITE different than a jail!!! But I cannot wait 4 the next porno which will include her sucking on a inmate’s … :) P.H. is a whore and a waste of oxygen but it’s not ALL her fault. It’s the parents who are uncapable of raising decent people, moms and dads who do not have the brains and have no idea how to control their own kids. Pathetic…

  16. anna

    The only one difference between P.Hilton and a white trailet trash is that she has money…

  17. Gabe

    …Look at those officers, trying to get their 15 minutes of fame by standing so close to Paris as the paparazzi snap pictures. The audacity!

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