Live Tweets From Hurricane Sandy Herself

Haunted Hallway
Watch Ellen scare people on her show! Hilarious!
Dana Wilkey Tweets
The peripheral housewife lets it all out.
Oh snap.  First, Lindsay Lohan insists that Hurricane Sandy is a result of our negative thoughts. Then, Sandy herself creates a Twitter account to keep us updated on her progress, all the while demonstrating very poor manners.

Stay safe, my bitches.