Listen Up Bridget Moynahan, Gisele Says The Baby Is Hers

It probably isn’t 100% fair of us cats to hiss, claw and cackle at Gisele Bundchen when she says a funny.

Gisele can speak English, sure, just not super-duper, crazy well. Sometimes she blurts out  these Borat-type of quotes that are just too good to let go. For example, Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan’s baby is “100 percent” mine.

Gisele told Vanity Fair (to which she graces the May cover) that while she logically gets that James Moynahan (MOYNAHAN! we still love that) technically entered into the world through Bridget’s birth canal, she still feels James is hers.

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not
like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it
is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom,
because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were
mine.”

And while a new flame with a freshly sperminated baby mama lurking in the wings may have scared away most, Gisele says it wasn’t that big of a deal. Just a little annoying surprise. Sort of like finding out your new man snores or something.

“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re
thinking, ‘This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up
call!…[But standing by Brady as they figured things out] was a blessing,
because otherwise I don’t think I would have known what he was made of,
and he wouldn’t have known what I was made of.”

Well, Gisele, Bridget Moynahan will soon find out what you’re “made of” once she catches wind of this cute little quote.

Gallery Info: Gisele and John Moynahan in Los Angeles.