Lisa Rinna Really, Really Needs A Job

Lisa Rinna, of puffed lips and lipo fame, really needs a paycheck. Like, badly.

If Lisa Rinna were on the Hollywood Desperation Advisory scale, we’d place her very comfortably on the red, severe, high-risk level right next to Denise Richards.

Lisa’s currently using the media to lobby for her old job as Taylor McBride (which must’ve been her salad days) on the Melrose Place spin-off.

“Tell them I’m available, ready to go,” Rinna told E!’s Marc Malkin. “I’m very professional and hardworking!”

And she continues:

 “I’m way down on the totem pole,” Rinna acknowledged.
“You know, this one doesn’t want to do it, that one doesn’t want to do
it, so I’m just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where
they’re finally like, ‘Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God’s
sake! Stop her begging!’ “

We’re speechless. You know your career has officially been dead and buried for awhile now if you’re begging entertainment columnists to put in a good word for you with media execs.

Well, hey, we’ll always have Playboy and Dancing With The Stars, right Lisa?

View a gallery of Lisa Rinna here!


Lisa Rinna, of puffed lips and lipo fame, really needs a paycheck. Like, badly.
If Lisa Rinna were on the Hollywood Desperation Advisory scale, we’d
place her very comfortably on the red, severe, high-risk level
right next to Denise Richards.Lisa’s currently using the media to lobby for her old job as Taylor McBride (which must’ve been her salad days) on the Melrose Place spin-off.“Tell them I’m available, ready to go,” Rinna told E!’s Marc Malkin. “I’m very professional and hardworking!”And she continues: “I’m way down on the totem pole,” Rinna acknowledged.
“You know, this one doesn’t want to do it, that one doesn’t want to do
it, so I’m just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where
they’re finally like, ‘Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God’s
sake! Stop her begging!’ “
We’re speechless. You know your career has officially been dead and buried for awhile now if you’re begging entertainment columnists to put in a good word for you with media execs.Well, hey, we’ll always have Playboy and Dancing With The Stars, right Lisa?

View a gallery of Lisa Rinna here!