Lisa Rinna Not Only Needs A Job But Some Hobbies Too

You know the old adage a picture is worth a thousand words? Never have we thought of an example so applicable.

Unfortunately, we’re loath to waste a thousand keystrokes on Lisa Rinna or the new Melrose Place spin-off. Both are sad, past their prime, and besides Ashlee Simpson’s got that on lockdown.

Guess E!’s Marc Malkin never put in those good words for her. Lisa still must be “way down on the totem pole” to reprise her role of Taylor McBride.

Time to up that three martinis we gifted her to four or five. Let’s just knock her out and put her to bed already.

Gallery Info: Lisa Rinna being classy in West Hollywood.