Bless her heart, because Lisa Rinna seems like a nice enough person, but by God, the woman’s lips have taken on a life of their own. And they are living large, if you know what I mean. And unless you’re sight-impaired, it’s obvious what I mean. Yahoo! News reports that Lisa Rinna is debuting on the TV Guide Channel as their red-carpet host at the Emmy Awards on Sept. 16th, replacing the original red-caret diva extraordinaire, Joan Rivers.
“TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and
Melissa Rivers’ contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years,” Ryan O’Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. “We wish them the best in their future endeavors.”
What did Joan have to say about all of this?
“I will tell you my true feelings and experiences as soon as we finalize our new deal,” she said in a statement released by her spokeswoman, Judy Katz.
Well, I have a sneaking suspicion that even if tasers were involved, it’s going to be an impossible task, getting that woman off the red carpet. It’s some sort of Law of Physics, that describes the reason why Joan Rivers is inexplicably drawn to appear wherever a red carpet is placed and forced to critique the outfits of those treading it. In fact, when I moved into my Hollywood apartment, I was extremely careful when selecting my color palette for all rugs and carpets, lest I emerge from my closet, only to have a mic shoved in my face, and Joan making fun of whatever incredibly boring outfit I had selected.