Don’t Hold A Candle To Lisa Vanderpump’s Face [PHOTOS]

For she may melt.

Oh, dear. I love Lisa Vanderpump, but sister needs to speak to whomever approved her promo shots for Dancing With The Stars.

The restauranteur and star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills posed with her dashing partner, Gleb Savchenko, with all sorts of sparks and whatnot going off in the background.

However, the Brit’s fans were all like “WTF” when they saw Vanderpump’s face.

Why the hell does it look like a wax figure?  

We’ll give the gal a break since it seems that reunion taping for this season didn’t go smoothly (does it ever?).

LVP takes to the dance floor Monday, March 18th @8pm ET on ABC.

Meanwhile, DWTS alum Louis Van Amstel partnered with Voli Light Vodka (owned by Fergie and Pitbull) to teach an “LaBlast” class at Crunch Fitness in Los Angeles Tuesday night (March 5th).