Lindsay’s Boy Gets His Freak on without Her

In case you’re wondering what Calum Best, the British guy whom Lindsay Lohan occasionally boinks, actually does all day, I think we may have just figured it out. He didn’t realize he was being filmed when he was engaged in a drug-fueled ménage-à-trois using the old recipe of two hookers and a whole lotta cocaine. Best’s father, soccer legend, George Best, was a notorious playboy, who died an alcoholic and it looks like son, Calum, is picking up where his dad left off.

Lust-crazed Calum — secretly captured on film romping with TWO hookers at a hotel — said: “I’ve been stupid. I regret all of it.

“Whether it’s drink, drugs or women there comes a time when you think, ‘I shouldn’t be doing that.'”

Apparently, they employed a bunch of sex toys, as well as a cat-o’-nine-tails, during their romp, and Calum at one point used his camera phone to film one of the chicks giving him some mouth-lovin’, which is a term I promise never to use again. At least not for at least another two weeks.

Well, at first, I wasn’t sure if he were right for Lindsay, but it sounds like these two would actually make a pretty compatible match. They both share a lot of the same interests and compatible genitals. Sound perfect to me.