Lindsay’s Appendix Gets Thrown Out Of Club Firecrotch

That’s just my attempt at cleverly conveying the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s appendix was recently removed. From TMZ:

Leslie Sloane, Lindsay’s rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well so she went to the doctor yesterday who performed several tests and determined that Lindsay was suffering from appendicitis. Doctors asked her to return to the hospital today to remove her appendix as a precaution.

And apparently, during the operation, Lindsay’s liver could be heard, faintly moaning, “Oh my God, have you come to save me?”

Lindsay Lohan In Surgery [TMZ]