Lindsay Sober And Loving it, Hanging Out in Bars

February 5th, 2007 // 12 Comments

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Lohan tested her hard won sobriety by going to out to clubs and bars over the weekend with the Valtrex spokesmodel.

Rehab-hopping Lindsay Lohan threw herself back into the hornet’s nest over the weekend — by popping into the Hollywood bar scene.

TMZ spies didn’t see her drink, but she tempted fate by keeping company with premiere party pal, Paris Hilton.

The tabloid twosome created a paparazzi firestorm Friday night as they laughed and joked on their way out of Les Deux nightclub. Then, less than 24 hours later, TMZ cameras caught Lohan sneaking out of Area nightclub — alone.

When asked why someone in treatment for drug and alcohol abuse would put herself in that kind of situation while still in rehab, Lindsay responded by saying “mmrrggghh, ya wanna f*ck me? what-uhmg, I’m hot, mmin movies and shit. You know me, don’t you dare disrespect me, where’s Paris. God I’m so tired..mmmggrrh. I just want this to end, my Mom is such a crazy. Urp, bitch. She’s a crazy bitch. Is that f*cking Jaegermeister? I don’t do those shots, they make me vomit. God, can I lay down? Let’s go to mmmrggggh, In-N-Out. Seriously, I’d get f*cked in the butt for a burger right now. Is that Brody Jenner? !”

More photos of Lindsay Lohan not partying, but getting mobbed by the paparazzi after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Dopey

    What’s with the elf shoes?

  2. coco chanel

    What’s with the mom jeans? And honey, loofah those knees, please.

  3. Gregorio

    I am a 54 year old archeologist and after thirty years of digging square holes in the ground my knees look better than ms. Lohan’s!

  4. Nechyfer

    What is wrong with her, she should learn to put on her tanning lotion the right way if she’s going to wear those whatever they are shorts. They look like fag shorts and those booots, is she a throw back to the sixties?Would explain alot
    This girl needs more than a rehab she needs an overhaul. If you’re in recovery you don’t go into the lions den if you’re not a lion tamer.

  5. peppermint

    ha ha! seriously?! those boots and those shorts, who does that?

  6. althena

    yeah and if im not mistaken u can buy a cheep bottle at the dollar store for like a buck 50!

  7. tilly

    There is no way she is sober, no one sober would wear that outfit and not be lit up like a Christmas Tree on the 24th…

    She looks like a nightmare from the early 80′s….lol

  8. oscar

    HAHAHAHA!

    OK NOW. THAT’S ENOUGH.

    even if you ARE a “star”, you can NOT wear that outfit and escape mocking. It isn’t “oh i’m a creative soul”. Noooo.
    This is AWESOMELY RIDICULOUS.

    Seriously girls. If you saw a chick coming into the bar wearing that, wouldn’t all of you be laughing and nudging one another?

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  10. Jenny

    she needs fashion rehab.

  11. Hahahahaa J. Harvey! That is some funny SH*T! I was reading this article at work, and after the last few lines “God, can I lay down? Let’s go to mmmrggggh, In-N-Out. Seriously, I’d get f*cked in the butt for a burger right now. Is that Brody Jenner? !” I literally laughed and snorted REALLY LOUD two times in a row..it was some sort of autonomic response to some very funny writing.

    hahahahahhaha,
    Angel

  12. whoaHan

    wtf is she wearing? maybe she thinks she’s single handedly bringing sexy back even though that outfit could kill anyones image in a day. that is awful!!! someone said fashion rehab. yes please. she has fairly chunky thighs to that make me feel MUCH better about my legs. *sigh*

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