Lindsay Says A Lot Of Stuff In Her “Elle” Interview

August 3rd, 2007 // 8 Comments

Lohan’s interview with “Elle” comes out in September. The interview was done 36 hours before she got pinched for her first DUI in May. Wow. It’s August. This is why you come to blogs like us for the up to the minute stuff. R. Kelly’s court date was set faster. Anyway, Lohan touches on a variety of subjects all under one heading, her favorite. HER.

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
“I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn’t know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they’re in AA for, like, years.”

On former fling Calum Best:
“I like him. He’s me in male form. We’re very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!’ I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!’

On the media firestorm surrounding her:
“I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

Wow. I don’t know. Stay home and focus on your career? Damn, why is that hard to answer for her? Lay low for awhile and earn some respect, trashbag! Keep reading for even more insight from Linds.

On being photographed without underwear:
“It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that’s what happened. And I didn’t even see the picture. I don’t look at that shit – that’s gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on.”

On sleep troubles:
“I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out.”

On her career aspirations:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

On the media:
“If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I f–k around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’ I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She’s my best friend!”

You go downtown to her sugar shack because she has the best hookup for coke! Don’t you play coy with us! And being awake alone freaks you out because you’re a drug addict! You need some shit to get up and to come down, and then to go to sleep. Betty Ford, HELP HER. There’s a lot more material in there to comment on, but this is like a lobbed softball and it’s Friday. I’m staying on the bench. Beloved ASL Readers, you can take it from here. Besides, I can’t even approach the lack of underwear in Venice section without dry-heaving.

By J. Harvey

  1. ttx

    Borderline personality vs sociopathic…at least she knows/admits it

  2. ttx

    Borderline personality vs sociopathic…at least she knows/admits it

  3. ZeldaF

    She forgot to mention she’s the center of the universe. Wow, that girl is incredibly ego centric. Unbelievable.

  4. Amanda

    People forget she played two characters in one movie when she was twelve because she’s spent the bulk of her time since then snorting & humping away her talent & any respect she’d earned at the beginning of career.


  5. newfgirl

    She looks like that “Malcolm In The Middle” guy in the pic. Only much more stoned. Or drunk.

  6. Eww she actually thinks she looks good? Frazzled red hair, terrible skin, floppy old arms and thighs? Who is she trying to kid? I mean, where the hell are her cheekbones? I’ve never seen them! Seriously… If she wasn’t such a wild date Calum would never have had anything to do with her. And her fashion sense sucks major ass. Stupid slattern. Get some style!


    P.S. I actually had a fantastic night tonight but reading this vacuous skank’s “deep thoughts” just pissed me off hella. So thanks for that J… Remind me never to come to this site when I’m about to go to bed again. lol

  7. TC

    She’s right though that it’s not all her fault that the tabloids eat this stuff up. Here we are looking at a website featuring what she says. If we took a break from it, or stopped watching Entertainment Tonight or something, some of this might stop. If the media would focus on something else, she might not be under the microscope too, quite as much. Anyway….I hope the girl is OK coz she really is talented, unlike Paris.

  8. ginger

    hahaha newfgirl you’re right!
    She DOES look like Malcom in this pic!

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