Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Labor Pains’ To Be Born On Cable

Skipping a big screen opening, Lindsay Lohan’s latest film Labor Pains will premiere on ABC Family and go straight to DVD from there. Surprise, surprise.

God, this thing is so appropriately named. It seems like it’s been forever since we first started hearing about this movie and it’s been a long, painful process with such an anticlimactic ending.

The movie’s set to debut in July 2009, with the DVD set to follow in August. Don’t all trip and fall over yourselves to get to the store and get it.

Gallery Info: Lindsy Lohan and Samantha Ronson head out for an evening out together.