Lindsay Lohan’s Finances are in the Red

September 5th, 2007 // 11 Comments

I’m guessing Lindsay’s hat is referring to the faith she has in her ability to make a comeback from this career tailspin she’s experiencing. Lindsay Lohan is looking to get her finances back in order. It appears that her crazy drug and clothing spending sprees have taken a toll on her bank accounts and the starlet is now under very strict supervision by her mother. A source revealed to Star magazine:

“Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.”

However, Lindsay was able to get some financial help from a music industry insider, despite the fact that Damon Dash, 50 Cent and Calum Best all have refused to give Lindsay any money and it sounds like Lindsay was less than her usual gracious self when she received it.

“She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’”

To be quite frank, I too know what it’s like to have all my money spent because of drugs and clothes. That is, if you substitute “clothes” with “rent” and “drugs” with “peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.” Cause that’s how I roll, sensible-like.

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By Michael Prieve
  1. Simon

    What, what?

    Dina is taking over control?

    The mom-ager? That’s rich…heh heh heh, I made a funny.

  2. It’s the blind LEADING THE BLIND!!!!!

  3. bull

    She is a grown woman and controls her own finances so the above article is not believable. Lindsay surely is in control of her own money.

  4. I’m a 20 year old making bank – I let my father handle all my finances. I tend to overspend – i’m happy to have him.

  5. For the Love of

    Baby Milo, please STFU.
    Sincerely,
    The Public

  6. Karra

    Lindsay could have given her mother power of attorney or something.

    And I like your writing Michael. More please!

  7. Chrissy O.

    i agree about the writing michael!

    as for lindsay… well, i think she’s doing alright as far as the celeb-partiers go… she’s no britney, that’s for sure! i can’t help liking them both anyway!

  8. This is most def a regurgitated story. I remember reading it. It was about her begging for money, etc, just like this one. I swear, someone needs to research this.

  9. fucklilo

    She’s a stupid whore and really needs to figure out that the only reason she’s famous is BECAUSE she’s a stupid whore. OD already bitch.

  10. Patsy

    Famous, but not in a good way. What an idiot.

  11. Jillia

    Wow, Dina acting like a mom for once? Oh wait, yea, she realized her little cash cow was running low, damn right she’s stepping in.

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