Lindsay Lohan with Her Third Choice

Harry Morton is lucky Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher are off the market, because otherwise, he would not be dating Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan confessed, “My favorite is Johnny Depp, but he’s married, isn’t he? And sadly Ashton Kutcher is taken too!”

I guess for young Hollywood, it doesn’t get much classier these days than realizing that a man who’s already committed to another woman should be viewed as off-limits. But, we’ll see how long that lasts…

Lohan: ‘Morton’s My Third-Choice Lover’ []

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