Lindsay Lohan: The Boobs And The Dad

February 19th, 2005 // 4 Comments

It seems that Lindsay’s boobs are quite distracting.

There was a test screening of Herbie: Fully Loaded at Pasadena’s Paseo this past weekend. The upshot? They’re going to have to digitally reduce Lindsay Lohan’s breasts, because they’re waaay too big (and distracting) for a Disney movie. [via Defamer]

Papa Lohan is still causing more trouble.

Michael Lohan was arrested Saturday following a fiery car crash and charged with driving while intoxicated, police said. A car driven by Michael Lohan, 44, left a road and struck a utility pole shortly after midnight in the Long Island town of Syosset, said Nassau County Police Sgt. Patricia Scalzo. Lohan, of Laurel Hollow, was the only occupant of the vehicle. He got out before it burst into flames and was not injured. Police charged Lohan with driving while intoxicated and driving without a license. Lohan did not comment as he was taken from police headquarters to a court appearance.

Just a quick recap of Mr. Lohan’s previous troubles. In December, he pleaded guilty to several charges, including assaulting a brother-in-law at his son’s communion party, and was ordered into drug and alcohol treatment and therapy. He also was arrested last June for allegedly skipping out on a $3,800 bill for several suites at a hotel. After his estranged wife filed for divorce, he held a news conference earlier this month to proclaim his problems with substance abuse were over. [AP]

On top of crashing cars while wasted, Mr. Lohan is peddling a reality TV show, and is allegedly “creating scenes for the show.”

Did Michael Lohan stage an altercation with estranged wife Dina for the benefit of his camera crew? Teen queen Lindsay Lohan’s father has been pitching a reality show titled “Living with the Lohans,” and from the looks of it, has got himself a deal. [Page Six]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. v

    Didnt he also beat up a sanitation worker?

  2. I’m so glad you’re back…I was going through withdrawal! I think you need to add a Miu patch or Miu gum or something to the boutique.

  3. saint

    I feel pity for young Lindsay. No wonder the girl has to binge drink, do shitty movies, and become a tabloid whore for cash. Her father is out of control.

  4. Welcome back, gorgeous; I don’t know what the Lohans would do without you.

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