Lindsay Lohan Reluctantly Welcomes Her Half-Sister To The Family

December 26th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan, perhaps trying to not lose her fame momentum over this joyous holiday season, took to her MySpace celebrity blog to reveal that all of those reports back in June/July were true, and she has a half-sister. Welcome to the family, honey, don’t forget to always shop on Robertson for the paparazzi and remember – being a sorta lesbian will always keep you in the papers.

“i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am
still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and
i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister
Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my
mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!,” she blogged.

We like to think that Lindsay was bored with watching holiday specials, sat down with a nice bag of Frosty the SNOWman, and took to the Internet to assuage her sudden need for attention.

Btw, her dipshit father with the matching addiction to fame denied the claim to People (despite the hubbub he caused with the story this summer) and claims SAMANTHA RONSON wrote Lindsay’s post. Man, did Samantha turn him down for some sex or something? He has a hate-on for that lezzie.

Can do you perform euthanasia on well people?

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Lindsay Lohan, perhaps trying to not lose her fame momentum over
this joyous holiday season, took to her MySpace celebrity blog to
reveal that all of those reports back in June/July were true, and she has a half-sister.
Welcome to the family, honey, don’t forget to always shop on Robertson
for the paparazzi and remember – being a sorta lesbian will always keep
you in the papers.”i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am
still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and
i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister
Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my
mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!,” she blogged.We
like to think that Lindsay was bored with watching holiday specials,
sat down with a nice bag of Frosty the SNOWman, and took to the
Internet to assuage her sudden need for attention.Btw, her dipshit father with the matching addiction to fame denied the claim to People (despite the hubbub he caused with the story this summer) and claims SAMANTHA RONSON wrote Lindsay’s post. Man, did Samantha turn him down for some sex or something? He has a hate-on for that lezzie. Can do you perform euthanasia on well people?

By J. Harvey
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  1. hahaha

    her half sister is prettier than her and her real sister

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