Lindsay Lohan Never Even Booked A Plane Ticket Back To L.A.

May 24th, 2010 // 3 Comments

Lindsay Lohan seems, like, totally annoyed to have to sit in court. What are you thinking so hard about Lindsay? All the drugs still floating on that party boat in Cannes?

Turns out, Lindsay had never intended for the Cannes party to stop in time for her scheduled May 20 court hearing. That is, her lawyer could not produce a ticket confirming that the actress planned to come home the 19th in time for her date with the judge. Her lawyer did produce a ticket for May 22, once Lindsay’s “stolen passport” was found. How can this woman say all this with a straight face?!

 Deputy DA Danette Meyers laid it out for RadarOnline.com after today’s hearing. 

“All I got was an itinerary for travel on May 18th, and not a plane ticket,” Meyers said. “I did get a copy of Ms. Lohan’s plane ticket and boarding
pass for May 22nd.”

Neither Meyers not Judge Marsha No-Nonsense Revel are taking any of this BS, with some harsh sanctions set down in court today.

“I will definitely be bringing this up at the probation violation hearing,” Meyers said. Until July 6! In the meantime, poor Lindsay will be relegated to clubbing at Teddy’s and h.wood since she can’t leave the L.A. area. Poor her.

By Lola Robertson
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  1. kate

    Is it me or does she look like a 40 yr old retired porn star who’s in court for domestic abuse charges in that suit?! I try to not speak ill of people but I hope they throw the book @ her!! She needs serious help!!!

  2. Jenn

    She is the oldest looking 23 year old I have ever seen! Wow.

  3. Twinkle

    She looks so haggard. That face has got a lot of mileage.

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