Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book
I have a feeling it will be challenging. Staying inside the lines can get tough. I kid! It’s a real book with words.
“Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.”
That explains a lot. Linds then goes on to yet again justify her drinking by saying she’s no different from a college student (except that, being 23, she would have graduated two years ago had she pursued a 4-year bachelors).
Regardless, she credits rehab for helping her get her shit together (stop laughing), and decided to write a book about it.
“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”
Why would anyone want to read a book about Lindsay Lohan’s life? You can pretty much google it right now. She should just print out pages from TMZ and call it a day.
Alright, we all know reading is for suckers anyway, so look at these pictures of Lindsay in Purple Magazine, shot by Terry Richardson. I’m not really sure what the point of all this is, but she shows some tushy, so I guess you can consider these NSFW if you work for the Amish (who would probably be more offended by the smoking), and if that’s the case, you better burn your computer, sinner! Also, did I miss a memo that says sticking your finger in your mouth is sexy? Because frankly, it makes most women look borderline retarded.