Lindsay Lohan Is Hungry For Hamburgers And Humping

February 1st, 2007 // 1 Comment

(Flynet)

Lindsay Lohan’s stint in rehab apparently isn’t targeted at remedying her addiction to mildy famous men. Usmagazine.com reports that the 20-year old has been engaging in some text action with Brody Jenner. Jenner, who has been linked in the past to Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari, is clearly no stranger to the practice of starlet-boinking. The simple, yet expressive text from Lindsay to Brody that was spotted by the site expressed her desire for “McDonald’s and sex.”

I’m guessing that by “McDonald’s” she really means flying aroundon a unicorn/pegasus, because it’s a more plausible scenario in my opinion than her actually eating.

Jenner’s gentlemanly reaction to questions about this text was, “Sorry, dude. I don’t text and tell.”

I guess chivalry isn’t dead.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Brody’s relationship expertise may be found here:

    http://www.getclose.com/kiss/ScopeBrodyBuzz.jsp

    (Courtesy of Scope)

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