Lindsay Lohan Is A New Woman

June 25th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Well, good for her. It’s amazing what some short fingernails coming at you can do for a girl’s outlook. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down the volume on her party trick game and is showing up for work and making friends.

“She’s showing up early for call time [on her new flick, ‘Labor
Pains’
, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her,”
said a source. “She’s a total pro now.”

Oh, she’s a pro, alright. Everyone’s attributing this spiritual reawakening to her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Who seems to have a “calming influence” on her.

I would attribute it to realizing that if she doesn’t work, then she’s going to be out some coke money. And that’s important.


Well, good for her. It’s amazing what some short fingernails coming at
you can do for a girl’s outlook. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned
down the volume on her party trick game and is showing up for work and making friends.

“She’s showing up early for call time [on her new flick, ‘Labor
Pains’
, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her,”
said a source. “She’s a total pro now.”

Oh, she’s a pro, alright. Everyone’s attributing this spiritual reawakening to her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Who seems to have a “calming influence” on her.

I would attribute it to realizing that if she doesn’t work, then she’s going to be out some coke money. And that’s important.

By J. Harvey
  1. b.SL

    This should be scientific evidence that not is being a lesbain/gay ok, but benificiall to your health.

  2. Kayla

    Just drug test her. Then you will know that Blohan is lying to us about being sober! She is a liar, loser, who is BISEXUAL, she would have sex with a dog if he wanted her! No talent loser!!! Sam is her lover/dealer!

  3. Jen

    LOVING the vintage Poison shirt.

  4. Wish Granted!

    The only reason she’s behaving herself is because no MAJOR studio will touch her, so she has start kissing ass to save her “career”.

    Sucks to make scale, doesn’t it Blohan?

  5. Anonymous

    Hahahahahaha… It’s too late, Blohan. You can’t act, sing, or be likeable for longer than it takes to film a straight-to-DVD “movie.” Good luck on the corner, you fool. You’re still, and always will be, despised.

  6. Natasha

    HOW FUNNY….”Behaving herself”?? “knowing her lines”?? excuse me, but if you’re a working hollywood actress who’s getting PAID shouldn’t you already be required to know your lines and behave nicely to everyone?
    Why do they make it like they want to reward her for doing these things?
    aren’t they expected?….OH MY GOOD GREAT LORD, IT REALLY IS HOLLYWEIRD!

  7. smackyou

    Who fucking cares. A good car wreck would solve all of her problems. and ours

  8. nicole

    i think you guys all must have perfect lives never done anything a little crazy….but you are all super judgemental….get over yourselves i’d love to see you all in the spotlight and dealing with all the pressures i’m sure you wouldn’t crack….you should shut the fuck up and frow up…she’s just doing what she wants to do..it’s her life and she can get away with what she wants to do!

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