Lindsay Lohan Is A New Woman

Well, good for her. It’s amazing what some short fingernails coming at you can do for a girl’s outlook. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down the volume on her party trick game and is showing up for work and making friends.

“She’s showing up early for call time [on her new flick, ‘Labor
Pains’
, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her,”
said a source. “She’s a total pro now.”

Oh, she’s a pro, alright. Everyone’s attributing this spiritual reawakening to her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Who seems to have a “calming influence” on her.

I would attribute it to realizing that if she doesn’t work, then she’s going to be out some coke money. And that’s important.


Well, good for her. It’s amazing what some short fingernails coming at
you can do for a girl’s outlook. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned
down the volume on her party trick game and is showing up for work and making friends.

“She’s showing up early for call time [on her new flick, ‘Labor
Pains’
, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her,”
said a source. “She’s a total pro now.”

Oh, she’s a pro, alright. Everyone’s attributing this spiritual reawakening to her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Who seems to have a “calming influence” on her.

I would attribute it to realizing that if she doesn’t work, then she’s going to be out some coke money. And that’s important.