Lindsay Lohan Is A Lesbian…But Just In Japan

April 26th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Lindsay Lohan got all “Girls Gone Wild” the other night with her BFF of the moment, DJ Samantha Ronson, while out clubbing at a Tokyo hot spot. I guess with Joe Francis all locked up, they figured that they needed to make this shit happen on their own.

An insider told America’s Star magazine: “They just started making out right there like they didn’t care who saw them.

“Everyone knows they are more than just friends. They are lovers. Maybe because they were across the globe they didn’t think anyone would notice.”

Also, this “source” revealed to the magazine that Lindsay and Ronson hook up whenever Lindsay’s between men, saying that La Lohan has stated, “If I’m not with a guy we hook up.” Seriously, this girl is so the community mouth. I’m reminded of this guy from college I once knew, who I don’t think was really bi-sexual, so much as he was attracted to warm holes. OK, that was downright nasty. But it needed to be said. (No, it didn’t.)


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Gia

    “You’re lost little girl
    You’re lost little girl
    You’re lost
    Tell me who
    Are you?

    I think that you know what to do
    Impossible? Yes, but it’s true
    I think that you know what to do, yeah
    I’m sure that you know what to do”…

  2. rootabega

    yechh she is a disgusting attention starved whore.

  3. T-Bone

    If I were Samantha Ronson, I might consider myself the idiot who Lindsay Lohan USES when she can’t get a man to date her.

  4. Heidi

    Warm hole… bahaha! You’re hilarious.

  5. Lindsay’s mouth def. constitutes a warm hole. Pardon me – Community warm hole that is. ;o)

  6. Loob

    “…OK, that was downright nasty. But it needed to be said. (No, it didn’t.)”


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